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	<description>Dahil sa ulo ni Alas, di isa lang ang palabas.</description>
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		<title>Patalastas</title>
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		<title>Mareng Winnie, nag-ala John &#8220;Sweet&#8221; Lapuz.</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/mareng-winnie-nag-ala-john-sweet-lapuz/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/09/02/mareng-winnie-nag-ala-john-sweet-lapuz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arnold clavio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arroyo saln]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mareng winnie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mikey arroyo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vera files]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lie detector test na lang ang kulang. O pwede din palang wala na yun.

Isa pang headline:
Mareng Winnie, muntik ng kurutin sa pisngi si Mikey Arroyo sa dulo ng video na ito dahil sa sobrang cute nya habang parang batang nakabasag ng flower vase at ayaw umamin.

Pahabol na headline:
Arnold Clavio, tinanghal bilang Best Supporting Actor in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=288&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ang Friendster Bulletin</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/ang-friendster-bulletin/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/07/03/ang-friendster-bulletin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:52:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aq]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chige]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friendster bulletin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ul8]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=265</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[subject: wala lang&#8230;
message: hay kpagOd&#8230;chige nxt tym n lng po aq mgpOst ul8&#8230; un lang.
may dalawang katanungan lang para sa sayo na nagpost nito at isa para sa lahat ng tao dalawa na makakabasa nito.
una, kailangan ba talaga namin malaman na pagod ka?
pangalawa, pwede ba kung magpopost ka sana sa bulletin, ung may kwenta naman [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=265&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>hindi ako si soriano &#8211; search engine</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/itanong-mo-kay-soriano/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/itanong-mo-kay-soriano/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 14:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lyrics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oh oh oh oh]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=245</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ 

 

 
Eh ano na nga ba ang kantang yun? Halina&#8217;t pagbulay bulayan natin ang paghahanap ng isang tao ng kantang may lyrics na oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh. (bawal magkamali, dapat walo talaga yan)
Kung siguro&#8217;y kanta ni Beyonce ang hinahanap na kasagutan ng matinong taong nagtype nyan, siguro naman ay nabigyan sya ng [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=245&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">ineng, tao ba ako? - google</media:title>
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		<title>Apple Juice</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/apple-juice/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/04/16/apple-juice/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 05:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Truth or Konsikkwens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple juice]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=237</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Naranasan mo na ba yung magpigil ng ihi kahit sobrang ihing ihi ka na? Tpos pag-ihi mo, dahil ihing ihi ka na nga, tumatalsik na sa mukha mo ung ihi dahil sa lakas ng tama sa urinal? Kaya imbes na kamay lang ang tuyuin mo eh pati mukha mo tinutuyo mo pagkatapos? At masama pa [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=237&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>siyusikasyir 3-2 please</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/28/siyusikasyir-3-2-please/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/28/siyusikasyir-3-2-please/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 15:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life illustrated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuc cashier]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sm department store]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=229</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Eksena sa SM Department Store.
boses ng babae sa mikropono: siyusikasyir 3-2&#8230; siyusikasyir 3-2 please&#8230;
alas: Ano daw yun?
ms. alas: Malay ko, baka code.
alas: Baka nga.
- end -
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		<wfw:commentRss>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/28/siyusikasyir-3-2-please/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>ok lang naman na magtext ka ng magtext&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/ok-lang-naman-na-magtext-ka-ng-magtext/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/ok-lang-naman-na-magtext-ka-ng-magtext/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 14:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Buahay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life illustrated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[keypad tone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[text]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tutoot-toot-tutoot-tututoot = labu]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=226</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[basta naka off ang keypad tone!
nyeta namang tunog yan nakakaistorbo eh..
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		<wfw:commentRss>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/ok-lang-naman-na-magtext-ka-ng-magtext/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Now put your hands up, oh, oh, oh</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/now-put-your-hands-up-oh-oh-oh/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/02/02/now-put-your-hands-up-oh-oh-oh/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[life illustrated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beyonce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexy salesladies]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ukinangsyet yan.
Napilitan akong mamili ng pabango kahapon. Hindi dahil sa mabaho ako pero dahil paminsan minsan, kailangan ko naman pagbigyan ang mga kababaihan na makapili. Dahil kapag hindi ako nagpapabango, ang natural kong amoy ay nagbibigay lang sa kanila ng dalawang bagay na pagpipilian. Kung sasama ba sila sakin para panandalian kong mahalin o sasama [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=198&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>Obama, may natutuhan na kay PGMA</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/01/22/obama-may-natutuhan-na-kay-pgma/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/01/22/obama-may-natutuhan-na-kay-pgma/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 08:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Truth or Konsikkwens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gloria condoms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obama condoms]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=177</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Marahil ay narinig nyo sa news ng sabihin ni Secretary Eduardo Ermita ang mga katagang
First of all, our President is ahead of Obama and probably, I would think that if there&#8217;s anything to be learned, it should be President Obama learning from President Arroyo&#8230;
Eto ay matapos syang tanungin ng media kung ano ang aral na [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=177&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
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			<media:title type="html">alas</media:title>
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		<title>spot the blogger</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/spot-the-blogger/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/01/17/spot-the-blogger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chuckie dreyfus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kei]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=162</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The following takes places between 5:32 PM and 5:57 PM.
Tao 1: Boss pwedeng magtanong?
Jack Bauer: Ano yun?
Tao 1: Dito ba yung daan papuntang bus terminal?
Jack Bauer: Ah oo, diretso ka lang dyan tapos kumaliwa ka. May makikita kang billboard ni Chuckie Dreyfus na nakakandong kay Santa, lagpasan mo lang yun tapos makikita mo na yung terminal.
Tao [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=162&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
	
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		<title>eh bakit nga ba?</title>
		<link>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/01/15/eh-bakit-nga-ba/</link>
		<comments>http://patalastas.wordpress.com/2009/01/15/eh-bakit-nga-ba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>alas</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Obserbatoryo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[life illustrated]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[madam auring]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pcso lotto result]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teacher]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://patalastas.wordpress.com/?p=117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hinihiling ko na i-play mo muna ang kantang Sabay Tayo bago mo ito simulang basahin dahil tingin ko ay magandang background music yun para dito. Kung ayaw mo naman o hindi pwede, iisipin ko na lang na napakaimportanteng tao ko sa buhay mo para sabihin sayo na huwag kang mag-alala at okey lang naman sakin, pramis [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=patalastas.wordpress.com&blog=5652687&post=117&subd=patalastas&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
	
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